Artisto: | Seamus Moore (English) |
Uzanto: | Mark Shorten |
Daŭro: | 130 sekundoj |
Komenca paŭzo: | 12 sekundoj |
Tononoma sistemo: | Ne definita |
Sakra: | |
Komentoj pri tabulaturo: | - |
[Verse 1]
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Margaret Thatcher talkin on TV,
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looks so sincere as she says to me,
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There'd be no unemployment if,
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you all used a bit of initiative
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I was on the dole I was broke and bored
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Says I'll take her at her word
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Got a loan from the credit union man,
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And bought meself a transit van.
[Verse 2]
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My next step up the ladder now,
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I bought meself an auld fat sow,
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Cross the border quite legally?,
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Collected a common market subsidy,
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Signed all the forms, handed back the pen.
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Smuggled the sow back home again,
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Ten times a day I worked this plan,
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Meself, and the sow, and the transit van
[Verse 3]
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Travel sickness the sow picked up,
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Says I, it's time to diversify,
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Took all me money from the biscuit tin,
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Filled the van to the roof with whiskey and gin,
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Around the South me wares I'd sell,
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In public houses and hotels,
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There was never a guard nor a customs man,
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Put his nose inside the transit van,
[Verse 4]
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At festivals and fleadhs and fairs,
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If the craic was good you'd find me there,
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At all big matches in Croke Park,
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And I danced with Springstein in the dark,
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I fought with the tinkers in Ballinasloe,
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I danced on streets around Listowell,
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Mothers had their daughters warned,
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Stay well away from the transit van,
[Verse 5]
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It being Lent and the drink trade slow
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I took to carrying video
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While on the road to Ballybay
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Found a customs roadblock in me way
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To face the border I got her turned,
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The engine roared and the tires burned,
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Five patrol cars fully-manned,
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Were in hot pursuit of the transit van
[Verse 6]
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Through Clontbrit I did go,
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I was heading for the county Mayo,
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Round the corner I hit a dog,
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Went over the ditch landed in the bog,
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I sat on a bank watched all I owned,
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Sinkin in a bog hole like a stone,
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She was lying on the roof with the wheels still turning,
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And the stereo playing Daniel O'Donnell.
[Verse 7]
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Now I'm back where I first began,
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No job, no money, but I've a plan,
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There's a girl down in Mullingar,
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She can hold me future in her hand,
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She doesn't look like a film star
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but she's been telling me about her da.
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He has no property or land
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but he has two sows and a transit van.
[Verse 8]
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The Queen of England drives a RollsRoyce car,
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her son Charly has a Ja-gu-ar.
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But when the Pope came to I-re-land
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like meself
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he drove around in a transit van!