Artisto: | Paul Thorn (English) |
Uzanto: | FLYGUY200195051 |
Daŭro: | 130 sekundoj |
Komenca paŭzo: | 12 sekundoj |
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It’s A Great Day (To Me To Whoop Somebody’s Ass)
By Paul Thorn/Billy Maddox
Capo 3 (to sound like recording)
E A E
Have you ever had one of those days when nothin’ goes right
E B7
Your wife starts bitchin’ about whatever it was she was bitchin’ about last night
E A E
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne
E B7 E
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper’s gone
Chorus:
E A
Well it’s a great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
E B7
It’s a bad day, so you better get off my back
E A
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
E B7 E
Cause it’s a great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
Well I was runnin’ late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray
Chorus
When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette
I’m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget
Chorus