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 D                F#m
You don't always have to fuck her hard,
 Em                        A
In fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
 D                   F#m
Sometimes you gotta make some love
 Em                          A
And fuckin give her some smooches too

 Bm                   G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
 Bm                       G
Sometimes you got to say please
 D                        A
Sometimes you got to say hey:

           D             F#m
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
 Em                  A
I'm gonna screw you gently
           D             F#m
I'm gonna hump you....  sweetly
           Em            A
I'm gonna ball you ...  discretely---

 Bm                  G
And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
 D                   A
And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
 B               G
I think I got something in my teeth
 Em
Could you get it out for me?
 A
That's fuckin' Teamwork!

 D                      F#m
What's your favorite posish?
 Em                              A
That's cool with me it's not my favorite
 D
But I'll do it for you
                        F#m
What's your favorite dish?
               Em                             A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

     Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
     D                             A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
     Bm                           G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
     D
But then...

           Em         A         C    G    D
I'm gonna fuck ----  you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------
 Bb7          C             D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!