Artisto: | Tim Hawkins (English) |
Uzanto: | Brian J |
Daŭro: | 130 sekundoj |
Komenca paŭzo: | 12 sekundoj |
Tononoma sistemo: | Ne definita |
Sakra: | |
Komentoj pri tabulaturo: | - |
Intro
G G C D G G C D
Verse 1
G G C D
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
G C D
That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
Em D C G
And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame
Em D C G
Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game
Chorus
Em G Em G
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G G C D
These are the things you don't say to your wife
Interlude
G G C D
Verse 2
G G C D
I planned a fishing trip on our anniversary
G G C D
I didn't ask you 'cause I knew i would be free
Pre Chorus 2
Em D C G
Go make some dinner while I watch this rugby show
Em D C G
I taped it over our old wedding video
Chorus
Em G Em G
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G G C D
These are the things you don't say to your wife
Solo
Verse 3
G G C D
Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes
G C D
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake
Em D C G
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill?
Em D C G
Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill
Em G Em G
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G G C D
These are the things you don't say to your wife
Em G Em G
If your a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife
Em D G G C D
These are the things you don't say to your wife
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