Artisto: | Christy Moore (English) |
Uzanto: | Mark Shorten |
Daŭro: | 130 sekundoj |
Komenca paŭzo: | 12 sekundoj |
Tononoma sistemo: | Ne definita |
Sakra: | |
Komentoj pri tabulaturo: | - |
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Goodbye to the Port and Brandy, to the Vodka and the Stag,
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to the Schmiddick and the Harpic, the bottled draught and keg.
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As I sat lookin' up the Guinness and I could never figure out,
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how your man stayed up on the surfboard after 14 pints of stout.
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1. I dreamt a dream the other night, I couldn't sleep a wink,
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the rats were tryin' to count the sheep and I was off the drink.
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There were footsteps in the parlour and voices on the stairs,
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and I was climbin' up the walls and movin' round the chairs.
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2. I looked out from under the blanket and up at the fireplace,
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there was the Pope and John F. Kennedy were starin' in me face.
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And Suddenly it dawned at me I was getting the old D.T.s,
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when the Child o' Prague began to dance around the mantlepiece.
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Goodbye to the Port and Brandy, to the Vodka and the Stag,
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to the Schmiddick and the Harpic, the bottled draught and keg.
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As I sat lookin' up the Guinness and I could never figure out,
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how your man stayed up on the surfboard after 14 pints of stout.
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3. Well, I swore upon the Bible I'd never touch a drop,
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my heart was palpitatin', I was sure 'twas going to stop,
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Thinkin' I was dyin' I gave my soul to God to keep,
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a tenner to St. Anthony to help me get some sleep.
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4. I fell into an awful nightmare - got a dreadful shock,
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when I dreamt there was no Duty-free at the airport down in Knock.
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And Ian Paisley was sayin' the rosary,
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and Mother Theresa was taking the the pill,
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and Frank Patterson was out of his head, he was singin' Spancil Hill.
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Goodbye to the Port and Brandy, to the Vodka and the Stag,
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to the Schmiddick and the Harpic, the bottled draught and keg.
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As I sat lookin' up the Guinness and I could never figure out,
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how your man stayed up on the surfboard after 14 pints of stout.
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5. I dreamt I was in ecstacy in Heaven, and in agony in Hell,
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I was bored in Limbo and then I was in Purgatory as well.
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And there was original sins and venial sins,
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and mortal sins by the score,
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so I tied barbed wire around my underpants,
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and I flagellated myself on the floor.
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6. Then I dreamt I was in the confessional box,
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and the auld Bishop said to me,
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'Any impure thoughts, my child?'
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Sure the f**king barbed wire was killin' me !
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And then I dreamt I was in the jacuzzi with that auld hoor from No. 10,
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and then I knew I'd never ever, ever drink again.
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Goodbye to the Port and Brandy, to the Vodka and the Stag,
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to the Schmiddick and the Harpic, the bottled draught and keg.
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As I sat lookin' up the Guinness and I could never figure out,
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how your man stayed up on the surfboard after 14 pints of stout.